Feed Librarians To The Poor, Says Tommy Donbavand

Feed Librarians To The Poor

Children's Author Calls For Librarians To Be Fed To The Poor Children's author, Tommy Donbavand, has today called for librarians to be slaughtered, minced, and fed to the poor. "In the wake of the horse meat scandal, it would make sense for families on lower incomes to know exactly what they were eating," said Donbavand.


Donbavand has suggested that librarians could be rounded up and transported to a suitable abattoir in the vans used until recently as mobile libraries, once we've seen sense and got rid of those as well.
"Terry Deary said that bookshops are closing down because libraries give books away for free," continued Donbavand. "With that in mind, it's only fair to give the now unemployed booksellers first dibs on the sliced and diced librarian meat."
"Oh, and if you superglue several kittens together, they'd make a pretty good draught excluder. Probably."